Heart On For Dragon (Dragon Guard Holiday Love Stories Book 3) by Julia Mills

Author:Julia Mills [Mills, Julia]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-03-01T18:30:00+00:00

Part Four

Back on Cloud Nine…

For now, anyway…

“Okay, I get that Harvey is now in Hell with your mom and dad, but how did he get to be a Minotaur?” Bernie asked for the umpteenth time.

“He made a deal with one of the big-horned freaks,” Vi harrumphed, entering the living room with a plate of cookies and a pot of her amazing hazelnut coffee lattes. “How many times have we explained this to you? He was crazier than a bedbug, nuttier than a squirrel turd, seventeen bricks shy of a load, his ducks do not waddle in a row. How many more ways can I say it?”

“A hundred,” Bernie sassed right back. “And it still won’t make a damned bit of sense. Minotaurs are born, not made.” Pounding her fist - because she was back to being her normal three-foot-three-inch Cherub self since we were once again in the Kingdom of Love – on a very big, absolutely ancient volume of the History of Supernatural Beings, my wonderful, amazing, and terrific Mate’s Familiar went on, “So, how the hell did geek butt extraordinaire Harvey Archer go from the ninety-eight-pound-dripping-wet weakling y’all say he was to that big ass Bull-with-an-attitude-problem we delivered to the Authority? It just doesn’t add up. And, while we’re at it, how in all the heck and honannies did he communicate with your mom and dad, Gecko Ass? You said, that Big Daddy and Mother Archer are locked down tighter than two-ton Tony’s thighs in his fluorescent yellow spandex shorts. They don’t even get to speak to the Demons who guard the gates to Satan’s Cats’ kitty boxes as they scoop the shit. How would Harvey have known what happened? That you and your brothers were the reason his beloved aunt and uncle were incarcerated in the most heinous, however befitting, way possible? And furthermore…”

“Furthermore,” Cupid interrupted with a sarcastic chuckle as he appeared out of thin air in the middle of Vi’s living room. “You ask too many damned questions, Bernice - always have and always will”

“Yeah, well, you don’t give enough answers, Kewpie Doll, but that doesn’t stop you from talkin’.”

“Bernice!” Vi and I spat in unison with my gorgeous little Witch adding, “When will you ever learn? Do you want to be turned into a Potbellied Pig for all time – everywhere? Keep your trap shut. Show some respect. Think before you…”

“Oh, bite my ass,” Bernie grumped, crossing her chubby little arms over her chest and pouting better than anyone I’d ever seen. “Can I help it that I was born with a brain? That I want answers? That I…?”

“Never know when to shut up?” Cupid dared, his blond eyebrows disappearing under his curly bangs and he glared at the Cherub with eyes so wide they looked a whole helluva lot like blue and white marbles.

Long tense seconds ticked by. Neither Bernie nor the God of Love was about to give in, look away, or so much as blink. It was a true stand-off, and I admit, I was having a good time watching it all unfold.

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